Unicorn haiku!

My friend Anne Holman gave me a magnetic unicorn poetry kit for Christmas, and yesterday I was in the mood for some unicorn haiku.  You know how it is.  Some days you just wake up and say to yourself, "Damn, I'm in the mood for some good unicorn haikus.  And also a slice of key lime pie, which I neglected to buy yesterday at Niche."

Anyway.  I'm pleased with this.  I like virgin moons a lot.  I also think that last line is moving.  High five, me!