And the Oscars are about to begin

I'm watching Tim Gunn interview Cameron Diaz right now. The show starts in about 25 minutes or so. Meanwhile, I have a sympathetic headache for Jennifer Lopez, who was just featured.

(Definition of sympathetic headache: it's like sympathetic pregnancy or sympathetic embarrassment. A sympathetic headache is where you experience the pain someone should be experiencing for themselves because they always wear their hair pulled back so tight.)